To whom it may concern,

2017 has been a difficult year but Ive been a good girl so for Christmas I would like:

A lie in (without being woken up every five minutes); 

Non fighting children (without worrying about the potential fallout later);

Food that appears by itself (without me having to think about buying, preparing, cooking, cleaning up afterwards or paying for it);

Time to myself (without having to organise 3 babysitters to cover it);

Being thinner and healthier (without having to change anything about my diet or lifestyle);

And if none of these are feasible then a never empty bank account and a self tidying and cleaning house. 

And OBVIOUSLY world peace,

Thanks,

Nic

PS would it help to lie that Ill try harder next year?